Yesterday, I got my new prescription glasses. So today, I spent hours riding my bike around town pretending that I was in a video for THE SMITHS, circa 1987. Because that’s just the ridiculous kind of shit I do.
I was dressed the part, and sing-screaming at a level no neighbor could ignore: “STOP ME, OH-OH-OH STOP ME…STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFOOOOOOOOOORE!!”
The best part, however, is pausing mid-bike ride and doing “the pose”. For a long time. And in this case, taking a picture of yourself doing it. And watching other people walk/drive by with a total “WTF?” face.
Oh my God — FUN. So boys and girls, remember…a set of “four eyes” can be bad-ass, and good fun taboot. Yes, I just used the word taboot. You gonna stop me, oh-oh-oh stop me?
P.S. — Amongst songs/videos, STILL BOSS:
P.S.S. — For those of you too young to remember the 80’s, this song will blow the current, radio-played, auto-tuned garbage out your ass. And you might even learn something – MOZ KNOWS ALL.
P.S.S.S. — A special thank you to the delightful Shannen, who had coffee with me yesterday, and gave me the awesome Polaroid necklace I’m wearing/displaying/eating below. Mmmmmm, tasty!
Shakespeare’s sister, Jenn